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About The Senator's Wife

I started this blog on a whim thinking it would be fun to write about politics while my husband served in the OK State Senate. The jury's still out on that, but having a front row seat on the sideline of Oklahoma politics has been one big adventure.

Oklahoma History

This is the Oklahoma State Capitol. Today, history was made in the marble palace when the newly elected members of the Legislature were sworn into service. In the 101 years of Oklahoma State history, this is the first time members of the Republican party have held a majority of the members in the State Senate. Did I mention they also hold a majority in the House of Representatives? Well, they do. Did I mention how much I love Oklahoma? Where else can you find an oil rig on the grounds of the Capitol building?

This is the entrance to the Senate Chamber. I can’t go through that secret door but my Senator can. It leads to his desk in the Senate Chamber. During session if you listen carefully, you can hear lots of interesting conversations in that reception area. They speak softly and for good reason.

This is the fourth floor of the Capitol Rotunda and what I refer to as the Lion’s Den. The Lion’s Den is where the lobbyists hang out during the legislative session plotting and planning how to pass legislation, kill legislation or resurrect a piece of legislation from the dead. I like lobbyists, I really do. They are nice people… most of the time.

The acoustics in the rotunda are horrible unless you are trying to hear someone’s conversation. Then you just have to hang in the middle and keep your ears open. People have receptions here and get married here. But, I digress. A warning to all you citizens out there – unless you have an L (for lobbyist) branded on your forehead – beware of the lion’s den next time you head out to the Capitol to talk to your legislator. Avoid it like the plague. It’s a feeding frenzy.

This is the Senate Chamber. It looks quiet and peaceful and empty.

This is what the Chamber looks like full of people. On special days like today, family and friends are abundant. So are elected officials from all three branches of government. The Lieutenant Governor was on hand, the State Supreme Court’s Chief Justice administered the oath of office, former State Senator’s were in the chamber as well as many, many campaign volunteers and friends. The Governor was conspicuously missing. I wonder if he overslept?

Below are the new members becoming new members and old members, well, being sworn in to another term as members.

Meanwhile, back in my Senator’s office, the Senator’s children find the contents of his desk much more interesting. And, that my friends, is worthy of its own blog post.

Love, the Senator’s Wife

Recently, my senator showed me a sampling of mail that he receives at the Capitol. I think he was worried I wouldn’t have enough material to write about.

Anyway, in this stack of ‘stuff’ was a cheat sheet. Not just your normal cheat sheet, but a list of acronyms for the numerous agencies and institutions they deal with on a daily basis down at that marble palace.

Here are a few of them:

ODOT = Oklahoma Department of Transportation
ABLE = Alcohol Beverage Law Enforcement
CLEET = Law Enforcement Education & Training (Huh? How do you get that from CLEET?)
DEQ = Department of Environmental Quality
OSEEGIB = State Employees & ???? ( Guess they didn’t get that one either!)
LSB = Legislative Service Bureau
COGS = Local Government Jurisdictions ( Seriously, who thinks up this stuff!)
DOC = Department of Corrections
OTC = Oklahoma Tax Commission (duh)

And, my personal favorite:

BS = Talk you hear in committees

Next week I’ll post about the swearing in ceremony at the Capitol. That should be a real treat.
Love, the Senator’s Wife

Boxes of Buttons

Several nights ago I asked my senator how he first became interested in politics.
“By default,” he replied.
That response being a little vague, I begged him to continue…
My senator explained that when he was young he was in the hospital with appendicitis for a few weeks.  While there, he could only watch television on the three major networks and a faulty PBS station.   All four were simultaneously broadcasting the Watergate hearings around the clock.  Ugh, can you imagine life before cable?
So, my senator received an early political education as a child and hence, “by default” was  introduced to some of Washington’s finer moments.  I am sure this left a lasting impression.
Although, it would appear that my senator had no problem filing politics safely away in pursuit of other things like girls, football, school, a career in business, and a family.  But, seriously, Watergate?
So, I changed the subject and questioned, “then, where did all the buttons come from?”
“My political buttons”, he asked?  “Oh, I only started collecting those after I ran for office.”
 Surely you jest, Senator! All those buttons?
Let me say one thing about these political buttons.  My senator has boxes and boxes of them.  He has everything from the likes of, ‘Wallace for President’ and  ‘I Like Ike‘, to ‘Disco Obama‘,  ‘Sore-Loserman’ and ‘Homeschoolers for Huckabee‘.  True, he has invested a small fortune in them along with our children’s college fund.  Did I mention that he has BOXES and BOXES of them?
So, I took pictures of this spectacle finding it hard to believe the addiction began after he ran for office.  I mean, this is the guy who lives to shop at Political Americana.
The other night I caught my senator admiring a sampling of his buttons.   Do you think he looks at me that way?  Seriously,  this is a very, scary thing?

Below are a few buttons from candidates who never made it to the big dance.  As you can see from some of the names and faces, we do not discriminate based on party affiliation.  These are the losers, and judging by the sheer volume in his collection, there have been lots and lots of losers.

This one has lights.
And, my personal favorite – the Oklahoma collection.

Sometimes my senator pulls these out at parties.  Other times he might give one away to a friend, but only if he thinks they share a similar appreciation for the history.  I think we will be opening our own ‘Political Americana’ store soon.